HERMIONE by HP

HERMIONE by HP

Would you have tea with me
Hermione?
Then later we
Could snuggle
And laugh at silly muggles
I must confess
In your little red dress
I wanted to show you my magic wand
But our love can never be
My magical goddess
Hermione

How do you snort, Voldemort?

How do you snort
Voldemort?
What happened to your nose?
Did it fall off when you sneezed,
From too many surgeries?
When you get sick,
Where goes the ick?
How do you blow?
Do I even want to know?
Is that why youre so blue?
Did your nose run out on you? 

#HarryPotter