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Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Saturday, June 14, 2014
Thursday, July 25, 2013
How do you snort, Voldemort?
How do you snort
Voldemort?
What happened to your nose?
Did it fall off when you sneezed,
From too many surgeries?
When you get sick,
Where goes the ick?
How do you blow?
Do I even want to know?
Is that why youre so blue?
Did your nose run out on you?
#HarryPotter
Voldemort?
What happened to your nose?
Did it fall off when you sneezed,
From too many surgeries?
When you get sick,
Where goes the ick?
How do you blow?
Do I even want to know?
Is that why youre so blue?
Did your nose run out on you?
#HarryPotter
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
Real Men of Genius
Today we salute u MISTER BALDING GAY SERIAL KILLER.
What better way to show him u care than 2 eat him in a stew with carrots and potatoes?
While others take their dates out to eat, u eat yours at home.
U get your workout by catching him before he smells the decaying head in the fridge and bolts.
No longer a truck driver, now u pick up dinner at the local gay bar.
Never 1 to waste, u give the neighbors left over “venison.”
Hitch hikers, runaways, hookers, u dont discriminate when it comes to dinner.
U give a whole new meaning 2 the phrase, “Eat me!”
nick,journalspace.com
What better way to show him u care than 2 eat him in a stew with carrots and potatoes?
While others take their dates out to eat, u eat yours at home.
U get your workout by catching him before he smells the decaying head in the fridge and bolts.
No longer a truck driver, now u pick up dinner at the local gay bar.
Never 1 to waste, u give the neighbors left over “venison.”
Hitch hikers, runaways, hookers, u dont discriminate when it comes to dinner.
U give a whole new meaning 2 the phrase, “Eat me!”
nick,journalspace.com
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